99 Days Away From The World's Greatest Sporting Event
Garrett: For this World Cup, you're more likely to find villains off the pitch. After all, Sepp Blatter still walks the planet, and you never know the moronic things Public Enemy #1 will say or do. Who knows, Sepp may try and get the next World Cup to be hosted by Antarctica. Blatter gonna Blatter, y'all. If not Sepp Blatter, the entire country of Brazil could become a villain. Now, I sure hope that isn't the case, but one can't ignore the riots that occurred in the country during last summer's Confederations Cup. However, the question posed focuses strictly on players, providing a task that is unfortunately far harder to predict and accomplish than hating on Sepp Blatter.
To assess who fits the bill for a villain this year, you have to look to years past. In 2010, it was Luis Suarez for his intentional hand-ball in the quarterfinals against Ghana. Four years prior, Zidane's power header into Marco Materazzi's chest forever secured Zizou's spot in infamy. And twelve years ago, everyone rightfully criticized the Brazilian Rivaldo for his feigning antics in their group game against Turkey, right in front of the linesmen. Based off those three examples, we've got three things to look for in villains: cheaters, brutes, and terrible actors. Luckily, there is one person who meets all three...
As much as I'd like to select Sergio Busquets, the Barcelona man is only known for horrendous diving. Likewise, Wayne Rooney could once again turn villain should his well-known temper flare ups. Mostly though, I just wanted an excuse for sharing that excellent photoshop up above. If you're looking for the man to cause the most controversy in Brazil this summer, look no further than Cristiano Ronaldo. The man's talent is often only eclipsed by his ability to fake the referee into giving him free kicks (which he is incredibly good at). Furthermore, he's been known to lash out at players, and even coaches (granted, you'd too probably lash out at the Barcelona Screen Actors Guild FC if you had to play them five times in a season). The "cheating" aspect may be a bit of a stretch, but you can't doubt Cristiano's win-at-all-costs mentality if you've watched him play over the years.
All you have to do to imagine the level of villainy that can be reached is envision this scenario....Late in the game, against the United States, with the score tied, Cristiano takes one of his patented dives (despite his ability to get past our MLS center backs), then hits one of his patented free kicks into the back of the net to essentially kill any chance we had at advancing from the group. Yup, CR7 is the most likely candidate to be the villain of the 2014 World Cup.
Kyle: I'm going with Arjen Robben, but I doubt his actions will generate the same publicity as Luis Suarez's intentional hand ball in 2010. "The Oranje" are known for playing attractive, attacking soccer, but Robben is a master of soccer's dark arts.
I can't stand watching Arjen Robben. Every time I see him with the ball I hope a defender stops him, and when Robben inevitably starts complaining to the ref, clears the ball off his face. Robben is an extremely talented player that does not need to dive in order to trick the referee. The second half of this video shows Robben at his worst.
In the upcoming tournament, I can envision a similar situation to the 2010 World Cup Final where Arjen Robben was involved in a controversial refereeing decision that detracted from the actual game. Watch as Arjen feels aggrieved and sprints 30 yards across the field to scream at the referee. Schadenfreude can feel so good.
I'll go on an aside and discuss diving and my favorite club team, FC Barcelona. I'm sure Garrett will think I'm being hypocritical by criticizing Robben when Barca players are accused of diving. First, I am selecting a player who may be a villain in this upcoming World Cup due to simulating fouls, and I know there are other players who meet this criteria such as Sergio Busquets and Luis Suarez. Second, I believe Barca players are generally honest players with the exceptions of Busquets and possibly Dani Alves. It upsets me when they feign injury. Iniesta, Messi, and Xavi are small players that are easier to knock them down. Just because a player falls down on a fair challenge doesn't mean the player was diving. Sometimes players fall because of a fair challenge and get back up without complaining. Neymar has a reputation as someone who goes down easily and I hope he changes his habits.
Tito: Villains, in this day and age, are praised. There are three possible "villains" that come to mind when it comes to this summer's World Cup. The first, and probably the most notorious, is Mario Balotelli. However, since he was emphasized in an earlier post, I'm going to deter from picking him. The second bad boy in football is Nigel de Jong. His ninja flying kick into Xabi Alonso's chest still shocks me (fast forward to 2:28). How that wasn't a yellow is beyond me. But I reserve the role of villain for someone even more special. This special someone is none other than our Portuguese heavy hitter...Madrid's enforcer... Pepe.
Pepe has been on my radar of the most despicable players for years. He's one of the most ruthless individuals on the pitch. He is the worst of both worlds. Pepe blatantly kicks, elbows, steps, and grabs AND will be one of the first to hit the ground at any sign of retaliation. I think I've seen him hit the floor with just a pair of glaring eyes... ok ok, that last part was a little much, but I will definitely not be surprised if this is the World Cup that sends him to notoriety. Pepe's masterpieces will continue to follow him throught his career. This guy has a highlight reel of hits that look more like boxing events between Arturo Gatti and Mickey Ward than soccer.
This guy not only puts beatings on players, but he is also ridiculous enough to claim innocence and surprise when cards get pulled out. This is the type of player makes me boil. But he takes it a step further, he goes beyond just cracking players and act surprised, he is also one of the biggest floppers around when push does come to shove. I've scene this guy fake a hit, drop to the ground, and roll over screaming bloody murder. I think he'll end up getting an Oscar before Leonardo DiCaprio.
Garrett: Ha, this is an easy one. Is there really an acceptable answer here other than Mexico? I mean, you could make an argument for Spain due to their status as perennial favorite over the past few years, and their propensity to act like they are up for an Academy Award. But at least they are a good team, and they are gracious in defeat. The more I try to look for other teams to hate on, the more I realize that Mexico can be the only one.
If we're going to trace my severe dislike for El Tri, the only acceptable place to start is 2002. This was the summer that started it all for me as a soccer fan, where I became truly aware of the world's game. I was only 13 at the time, and would spend my summer nights sleeping on a (very uncomfortable) pullout couch in the TV room, setting my alarm clock to wake me up in the middle of the night so I could watch whatever World Cup game piqued my interest. While the USA vs. Portugal game was incredible, as was the England vs. Argentina rematch, nothing compared to USA vs. Mexico in the Round of 16. Living in a border town, all I heard from friends and news stations was how we stood no chance against the Mexicans. They had more experience than us on the big stage, better players, etc. Yet we had something that Mexico still hasn't been able to acquire to this day...that good old American spirit of fighting till the end, and beating your opponent through sheer will and determination. Some would call it "playing with heart." What happened on that June day in Jeonju will never be forgotten by American fans, and it has changed the rivalry forever. But what is the lasting image in my mind? Rafa Marquez, late in the game with the Mexicans down 2-0, goes in for a horrible aerial attack (can't really call it a challenge, as that would imply there was an actual attempt at playing the ball) on Cobi Jones, and rightly receives a straight red card. It was the move of scum, sore losers who have no respect for their opponents. It forever shaped my view of the Mexican national team, and has been reinforced throughout the years. Much can't be said about Mexico in a positive manner when their fans throw bottles of urine at players when they are taking corners, or when their players continue to try and take out opponents out of frustration. Think that Rafa Marquez incident was a one time incident? It happened again in 2009.
Kyle: I'll select Germany, but they are becoming harder to cheer against. I picked Germany for three reasons: I've disliked their playing style, I don't cheer for favorites unless it's my team, and Germany defeated my favorite teams in recent World Cups.
Until 2006, I didn't enjoy Germany's playing style. Prior to 2006, Germany played disciplined, robotic soccer. They were strong, physical, and well-positioned. Their style was effective but not entertaining. "Die Mannschaft" has produced very talented players such as Franz Beckenbauer and Jurgen Klinnsmann, but their teams were known more for winning close games with typical German efficiency than winning over fans with beautiful soccer. Since 2006, Germany changed their style and plays more aesthetically pleasing soccer utilizing talented playmakers such as Mesut Ozil, Toni Kroos, and Thomas Mueller. In addition, Phillip Lahm and Bastian Schweinsteiger are two of my favorite soccer players. It's getting harder to for me to dislike Germany with their change in style and abundance of talented players.
Another reason I picked Germany is that I don't generally cheer for powerhouse teams. I didn't like Jordan's Chicago Bulls, the Cowboys in the 1990s, or the Kobe/Shaq Lakers. Maybe that explains my dislike of the German National Team. They are historically great and have been consistently good since 2006. Germany won the World Cup three times, which puts them in third place all time behind Brazil (5) and Italy (4). Former England international Gary Lineker stated "Football is a simple game; 22 men chase the ball around for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans win." Well said, Mr. Lineker.
Lastly, Germany defeated my two favorite teams, the U.S. and Mexico, several times since 1998. In 1998, Germany beat the U.S. in the group stages and knocked Mexico out of the World Cup in a close quarterfinals game. In 2002, Germany beat the U.S. in the quarterfinals.
Tito: I most definitely want to state Mexico as my most disliked team. But I must say, Garrett has done a great job in emphasizing and showing that for the both of us. Considering Mexico has been bashed enough, I will take this opportunity to say that I have begun to hate the Dutch soccer... That's right, the Dutch. This is a team that has never ever delivered and has so much talent.
The Orange Machine, as many know them by, developed Total 90 football. They have Robin Van Persie leading the front lines along with Robben, and others like van der Vaart and other "van der" this and "van der" that. Yet, this squad of playmakers managed to be the dirtiest team in the 2010 WC. I'll admit, in 2010 I was hoping for a good showing, but even though they made it to the final, their style of play was surrounded by the hits of van Bommel, de Jong, and Heitinga. The 2012 Euros rolled around and Netherlands' lackluster play generated criticism from the infamous Johan Cruyff. He stated that the team's star players had poor build up play and sloppy execution. Granted, they were in the group of death with Germany, Portugal, and Denmark... but Netherlands lost ALL of their games, and only two years after being in the World Cup finals.
They have been grouped with Spain, Chile, and Australia, for this years' World Cup and I sincerely wish that the Dutch don't make it out of the group stage in the same fashion as the Euros... Top talent, little imagination, they are completely over-hyped... they constantly under-deliver... and for these reasons, they are my most disliked team.
3. Which World Cup team is your favorite?
Garrett: Based on my answer to the preceding question, you already know my team is Sam's Army. In terms of sporting events I get up for most, the only thing that compares to a U.S. soccer game is when my beloved Texas Longhorns take the football field. Ever since the 2002 World Cup, I've lived and died with every competitive game the U.S. has played. I remember the highest of highs, and the lowest of lows. My father and I cheered with euphoria when we beat Mexico that summer, and cursed Oliver Kahn's name every time he denied us in the quarterfinal we should have won. I'll never forget the epic draw with Italy in 2006 that was really more of a war than a game, only to see us unable to take down Ghana. Nor will I forget the unbelievable summer of 2009: the miracle of beating Egypt and advancing to the semifinals of the Confederations Cup on a tiebreaker; beating Spain, the best team in the world, by two goals; and taking a two goal lead on Brazil in the final, only to give it all away as if Jeff Agoos was once again commanding our back line. Then there was the 2010 World Cup, which brought with it the full spectrum of emotions. There was the incredible comeback against lowly Slovenia, and arguably the most horrendous call in the history of officiating by Koman Coulibaly. A few days after that, my mother watched me and my friends shed tears of joy and yell at the top of our lungs when Landon Donovan scored the most important goal in the history of U.S. soccer, and sent us through to the knockout rounds. To this day, I still get goosebumps when thinking about that moment. Finally, there was the anguish of falling to Ghana in extra time in the Round of 16, when a victory could have very well meant a berth in the semis given how Ghana competed with Uruguay.
We've never been the most talented team, and we probably never will be in this sport. Yet we never say die, and our boys always leave everything that they have out on the pitch. They play not only for each other, but for the betterment of the game itself, hoping that their performances will inspire Americans to follow the game more, and for youth to kick the ball around instead of throwing a pigskin. It's for these reasons that I can always be proud of our team's performances, no matter the result, and also why I will always be proud to wear the crest and the colors.
Kyle: I'm a U.S. supporter. I was born and raised in the U.S. and grew up cheering for the USMNT. Like any sports team, the USMNT has brought both happiness and sadness. I remember the U.S. upsetting Colombia to advance to the knockout rounds in the '94 World Cup, not winning a single game in France '98, and upsetting Portugal in Korea/Japan '02.
I enjoy how the USMNT work hard for each other, play solid defense, and seem to get along. I'm proud to support a team that works hard because not everyone can be technically gifted. A player must work harder if he doesn't possess other technical skills. After all, not every team can be blessed with highly technical players like Messi and Ronaldo, just like not every team can be blessed with certain physical traits. The U.S. maximizes their strengths, which is the wise thing to do.
Tito: Interestingly enough, I am completely torn at this stage. I would genuinely have to say that I can't decide between my top two favorite teams. For CONTROVERSY'S sake, although I am incredibly adamant about the United States soccer team, I will say Brazil. Before I get bashed for being UN-American hear me out... I know I will be getting grief from those that I know, and yes I was born states-side, soccer growing up was definitely an unpopular sport. Did I get made fun of for playing the game? Yes. Did I care? No. Now, who made fun of me? My fellow, non-soccer playing, "Americans." I give this story because it was difficult for me to want to root for a country when the people in the US didn't even appreciate the game, but as I grew older my love for the USMNT has grown. But it's true, my first national team love was Brazil.
Many people will probably say I root for Brazil because they have the most World Cups and generate the best players, etc. But my love for the Brazilian team stems from when I was an infant. As you may know, I was the first person in my family born in the United States and we come from the humble country of Nicaragua. The national sport for Nicaragua is baseball, followed by boxing, and in third place is soccer. Given that, since I was in the United States (and this was before we could get every soccer channel under the sun on TV and internet), we were limited to certain soccer games. But the stories that my dad would tell me about the Brazilians just fascinated me. When I was a kid I would get coaches calling me "little Pele"; when I had to do reports for school it involved individuals like Garrincha, Pele, Rivelino, Carlos Alberto, Socrates, etc. (I'm sure my teachers loved reading my write-ups haha I mean, how could they not!).
Everything about soccer that I loved and still love has evolved around the Brazilian style of play. Unlike the British and American way of soccer, where the crowd will go wild over a hard crashing tackle, I was much more intrigued by the jukes and megs on the field. When my Dad and I would watch games, we would always be discussing the Brazilians. Granted, they now hold 5 World Cup titles (1958, '62, '70, '94, and 2002), more than any other country, and rightly so. Watching them play is exciting. Even during the Dunga days where the team was more defensive, they had more talent than most of the teams combined. The players that have emerged from Brazil are nearly incomparable. From those that I previously mentioned to the likes of Ronaldinho, Ronaldo, Romario, Bebeto, Roberto Carlos, Rivaldo, Carlos Alberto, Neymar (although his talent is just beginning to emerge)... the list literally goes on and on.
I can't have enough praise for Brazil when it comes to soccer, as they can literally make a national team and have them be competitive at almost every street corner (a bit of hyperbole, but it was to emphasize their talent pool is extraordinary). I can't wait to see the goals, the dancing, the joy of watching them play... it is apparent that they really enjoy playing the game and they are the few that actually smile while playing. This happiness for the game transcends into their style of flair and attack.
Joga Bonito
4. Which World Cup team is your second favorite?
Garrett: While Kyle may not like the Germans, I love watching them perform in international tournaments. Most people will hate them because they are perennial favorites, but I admire them for their continuous success despite different managers, and changes in style. (Not to mention I love the despair they cause for my Argentinean friends in every World Cup!)
Think back to 2002, when the Germans won based on efficiency, tight defense, physical prowess, and the Great Wall of Kahn. That team had a lot of deficiencies, and should have lost to the U.S. in the quarterfinals, but they still found a way to make it to the final despite not playing attractive soccer. Fast forward to 2006, and the team was in shambles heading into the World Cup as the host nation. They had failed to get out of their group in Euro 2004 (an astounding collapse for the Germans), and had fallen farther in the FIFA rankings than ever before. In surprising fashion, Jurgen Klinsmann chose a squad filled with young talent like Lukas Podolski, Bastian Schweinstegier, and Phillip Lahm, and led Germany all the way to the semifinals while playing much more attractive soccer than the 2002 team produced. It came full circle for the Germans in 2010, where they once again made the World Cup semis, but did so by playing the most beautiful attacking soccer of the tournament. Their performances against Argentina and England were the most dominating of the tournament, against two of the world's best teams.
Take it to the bank, this team is going to the be the most fun team to watch in Brazil this summer. They will score goals in abundance, utilizing the best and most creative group of midfield players in the tournament. Reus, Ozil, Gotze, Schweinsteiger, Kroos, Muller, the abundance in attacking talent is unreal. Move over, Spain and Brazil....this is the team to watch.
Kyle: My second favorite team is Mexico. It may be hard to understand how I can like the U.S. and Mexico, but I grew up on the U.S.-Mexico border watching the Mexican League. Maybe things would be different now with the availability of European, MLS, and South American soccer leagues on cable television.
However, during the 1990s the only televised professional soccer available to me was the Mexican League. I remember watching Claudio Suarez, Ramon Morales, and Pavel Pardo control games with their intelligence and skill. I rooted against Cuauhtemoc Blanco and Club America. I exaggeratedly cheered for "Bofo" Bautista because my friends despised him and his ridiculous goal celebrations (this one is my favorite; please note Bofo's jersey number is 100 and he has different colored shoes).
In general, I enjoyed watching the Mexican teams dominate possession and play attacking soccer. Take a look at this interesting 2011 article about the U.S.-Mexico border and soccer. It's interesting to note how the narrative has changed in only a few years.
Tito: I want to rename this from "[my] second favorite team" to "my other favorite team"
As I mentioned earlier, I am also an American fan. Both Garrett and Kyle express how they are USMNT fans, and I will stand right there with them. To be completely honest, I was not too aware of the USMNT until 1994, when the World Cup was brought to the states. I was 9 years old when I saw the passion that the US had when they hosted the World Cup. I had seen videotapes of previous WC and had never really made too much of a note of the Americans, but in '94, the first thing that came to mind was those uniforms... omg did they hurt my eyes... furthermore, somehow the mullet was also in fashion. I actually got to know and played on the same pitch with Marcelo Balboa in 2005, and when I saw him I couldn't get that mullet out of my head. haha.
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Fashion aside, I remember seeing how they played and I was honored. Truth be told, in that WC Brazil played against US and I remember almost everything about that game. The final score was Brazil 1 USA 0; Bebeto (another player that I was able to meet and play a with). United States played a strong game and I liked how they were showing the world that soccer was alive in the US, they almost got one past Taffarel. I then found myself angry with Brazil, I felt like they betrayed the game and against the US... a team that I had found an attachment too (refer to 2:39 in the last video)... Leonardo, Brazil's captain threw one of the nastiest elbows to Tab Ramos. Losing a clutch player like Ramos to a vicious elbow was awful and I glad Leonardo got the straight red card. Interestingly enough, that game, I actually started rooting for the US.
Since then, soccer in America has come a long way; I believe the '94 World Cup catapulted soccer. The change of guard has occurred from Ernie Stewart, Coby Jones, Alexi Lalas, Marcelo Balboa, and Mr. America himself, Claudia Reyna to Landon Donovan, DeMarcus Beasley, Tim Howard. In my time as a player, I've been lucky enough to play on the field with many great players (as I mentioned before Bebeto, Marcelo Balboa, even players like Goyocochea (Argentinian keeper) and El Pibe Valderamma)... and I am also proud to say that I have shared a field with two of our fellow Americans. Every time the USMNT plays, I hope to see them on the roster and make an impact on the game. Edgar Castillo is from Las Cruces, NM which is 45 minutes from El Paso, TX and we would play each other quite regurly, and the other player is Stuart Holden. These two players hopefully make an impact on the USMNT, if they make it to Brazil, but considering it is Donovan's, Beasley's, and quite possibly Howard's last WC, the players like Castillo, Holden, Diskerud, and Michael Bradley (the best player US has)... could become the best the US has ever had) will need to step up and carry the flag.
The US shows heart and hard work and hopefully the wins in the World Cup follow, but all we can ask for is from the US is just that... heart and hard work.
5. You are the team manager and are picking a goalkeeper, defender, midfielder, and forward from the players in the World Cup (excluding Messi and Ronaldo). We picked using a snake draft (Tito, Garrett, and Kyle). Why did you select those players? More importantly, why is Team Kyle so much better?
Team Garrett: Thibaut Courtois (Belgium, Goalkeeper), Thiago Silva (Brazil, Defender), Bastian Schweinsteiger (Germany, Midfield), and Sergio Aguero (Argentina, Forward).
Team Kyle: Gianluigi Buffon (Italy, Goalkeeper), Vincent Kompany (Belgium, Defender), Andrea Pirlo (Midfield, Italy), and Luis Suarez (Forward, Uruguay).
Team Tito: Manuel Neuer (Germany, Goalkeeper), Pablo Zabaleta (Argentina, Defender), Xavi Hernandez (Spain, Midfield), and Neymar (Brazil, Forward).
Garrett: Having the second pick in the draft, I had a very specific goal in building my team. The goal with my first two picks was to build through the middle first by taking well-rounded, complete players in the middle of the pitch, and focusing on keepers and forwards with the last two selections, given the abundance of talent available at those positions.
My first selection was Thiago Silva, the best center back in the world. Though Kompany may come close to Silva in talent, the facts show that Silva is the better player. First, he was the only central defender selected on the shortlist for the 2013 Ballon d'Or. Additionally, he's the most expensive defensive player in the world, and has been heralded by some as being better than Fabio Cannavaro in his prime. Finally, he's succeeding at the highest level for both club and country, playing an instrumental part in leading Brazil to glory at last year's Confederations Cup, and PSG in both Ligue 1 and the Champions League this season. For those of you with short memories, he was an absolute monster in shutting down Spain in the final last summer, frustrating Spanish players every time they touched the ball near him.
With the best center back on my team, I knew exactly which midfielder I was taking with my second pick. Figuring that Tito and Kyle would take Xavi and Pirlo, I wanted to counter them with the complete midfielder: someone who can pull the strings like Xavi and Pirlo, but who also has an endless motor, is tough in the tackle, can score from distance, and is both experienced and versatile. Given those criteria, there isn't a better man for the job than Bastian Schweinsteiger.
At the age of 29, he has already amassed 100 caps for Germany, and played in both the 2006 and 2010 World Cups. His versatility is evidenced by the fact that he started out as a winger for Germany in 2006, but now features in the middle of the park for Die Mannschaft. He's been known for his goal-scoring ability since the 3rd Place game of the 2006 World Cup, when he fired two lasers into the back of the net to beat Portugal. Like Pirlo, he occupies a deep-lying playmaker role, but he wears so many more hats than both Pirlo and Xavi, the old "past their prime" dogs who only provide passing and free kick abilities. With such a rock-solid foundation formed by the pairing of Silva and Schweinsteiger, the only chance Tito's and Kyle's team would have at winning a game would be by dominating from the wings.
The third pick proved the most difficult of the three. I knew the keeper I wanted would be available in the fourth round, which meant I needed to take a forward in the third round. There are an abundance of attacking options available around the world, so I tried to take someone who currently has the hot boot for his club, but also has a track record of scoring for his country. Look no further than the diminutive Sergio Aguero. He's scored 15 goals in 17 appearances for Manchester City this year, a blistering rate of nearly a goal a game. Also, he's scoring .44 goals per game for Argentina, a very good rate for a national team. What he lacks for in aerial prowess, he makes up for in shiftiness and acceleration, as he can be a nightmare for big center backs to deal with when making slashing runs to receive through balls. Given that the tournament will be played close to home, Aguero should find the net more than once this summer.
Finally, I knew the keeper I wanted would be available no matter what, due to there being much bigger names out there with more experience. But, those big names also have old legs and eyes, as Tito displays further down. Thus, I went with the younger option, who may be flying under the radar here in America, but has all eyes upon him in Europe. Thibaut Courtois is only 21, so you better get used to seeing a lot of him over the coming years. At 6'6", he's a wall between the posts, and has been a big part of Atletico Madrid's success this season. In 24 league games, he's kept 12 clean sheets, a pretty astounding rate for such a young keeper. Additionally, he's expected to start at Chelsea next year, which is really saying something when you consider he's replacing club legend Peter Cech. He should contribute heavily to Belgium making a strong run in this summer's tournament, and he'll contend with Neuer in the years to come for the title of "World's Best Keeper."
When it comes down to it, I have the best team out of the three. Tito is strong at the ends of the pitch, but he leaves a lot to be desired in the midfield and defense. An Argentine defender isn't going to cut it when there are much better defensive options available, and Xavi is past his prime at the age of 34. Kyle's team is very solid, and is a very close second, but I think I have the edge in three of the four positions. Silva edges out Kompany, and both Buffon and Pirlo are aging players compared to their counterparts on my team. If Vegas was making odds here, I'm confident in saying that my team would be the obvious favorite.
Kyle: I wanted to choose players that would play in the middle of the field. Central players form the spine of a team and, I believe, exert a greater influence on a game.
I started by picking Luis Suarez who is a goal scoring forward that can make something out of nothing. Defenders look frightened when Suarez has the ball in their vicinity. At any second, the defenders can be on the wrong end of a highlight reel. With Luis Suarez as my forward, the team can score at any time. Suarez can turn a punt or clearance into a 50 yard slaloming run where he megs two defenders and chips the goalie. That's the advantage of having such a dynamic forward.
Second, I picked Vincent Kompany. He is a physical presence that is great in the air, which is important when dealing with crosses and set pieces. Also, he is able to pass the ball out of the back. It's probably apparent that I enjoy possession based soccer, and a skillful central defender is critical to maintaining possession and launching counterattacks. Kompany will be able to provide passing options to teammates who will be confident passing it to a skilled central defender.
Third, I picked Andrea Pirlo to pull the strings from midfield. I want to be like Andrea Pirlo. I want to drink wine and look this cool instead of a like wine-o vampire with blood stained teeth. I want to have a manly beard, luxurious hair, and a beanie instead of a sporting a vagabond beard with a ratty shirt that reeks of Lonestar. Pirlo is the coolest guy in the room and a mastermind on the field. He's 34 years old but can still dominate a game with his positioning and passing. When watching Pirlo, I constantly shake my head in disbelief as he shakes younger players in the midfield and sprays 40 yard passes to open teammates. He's a metronome that controls the game, doesn't lose the ball, and almost always makes the correct pass. He may not provide much defense, but there are very few players with his ability to unlock defenses. In addition, he's a free kick specialist. Long live "The Architect."
Finally, I choose Gianluigi Buffon as my goalkeeper. He's a solid keeper with vast experience in high-level games. He is 36, but goalkeepers can play for much longer than other positions.
I like my team over Tito's because of Zabaleta in the back. He's a solid defender, but he plays on the outside and can be a defensive liability. In general, I prefer a strong spine of a team and prefer any weakness to be on the outside. I'd take my chances with Suarez positioned out wide against Zabaleta.
Garrett's team is non-stop action. I'd like to think Pirlo could control the game and exploit any openings. If the pace was frenetic, my team might be in trouble.
Most importantly, it would be more fun to party with my team. It's just my interpretation, of the situation.
Tito: This was incredibly fun to do, and I must say... I find it incredibly intriguing that, according to my colleagues, I have the worst team. The decisions I made when it came to creating my team was making sure that I had a strong enough keeper to handle the attacking style of my other three players. The perspective that I took when it came to selecting my team was, if I were to be playing 'World Cup' (a game we all play during practice growing up), who would I choose to be part of my team... based off that, my team would be running the show!
The fact that I had first crack at picking, I knew I had to get the best keeper out there. Neuer is head and shoulders better than the rest. Neuer's numbers are hard and very real. This 27 year old, 6 foot 4 inch, stud is between the post for ze Germans. This guy, in 2010 (at 24 years old) was the first pick for Germany. In the group stage he only allowed 1 goal, which was virtually unstoppable as it was a close range blast. Fast forward to 2012 Euros, he played every minute during the qualifications, helping him secure 10 wins out of the possible 10 games. His ability to transition from a block to outlet has allowed for many counter-attacks. Only the best keepers have that type of blocking ability AND vision to release the ball quickly. For these reasons I feel like the guy I have between the post is the strongest of the lot.
Knowing Kyle's preference for old Italian men, I had already guessed he was going to go for the classic Buffon. And Garrett's hipster ways has lead him to pick names he can't pronounce and are relatively unknown (hey Garrett, we already did the 'up and coming' soccer player, should have used this Toby Ciabatta (or however your say/spell it) character for that post).
As the selection process snakes, I knew that I had to establish my attacking prowess. My next two choices was very orchestrated. I knew that I needed an individual in the midfield that pivotal, has experience, has a vision to think the impossible, and the skill to be able to deliver. Knowing what my forward choice was going to be and my thoughts on a defensive player, this midfield doesn't need to move much, his attractiveness to my team was based on vision, understanding of the game, and passing ability. Xavi was my first choice as he is the metronome for Spain and has a few World Cups under his belt. He has played at the greatest stages possible (World Cup champ, Euro champ, Champions League champ, and La Liga champ) and has delivered at every occasion. In regards to Kyle's choice in the mid-field, Pirlo, I really can't criticize his choice. Pirlo is a world class player, and even if I have a witty remark, I'll bite my tongue out of respect for the guy.... And Schweinsteiger, well... I'd look foolish if I said anything bad about the guy. Garrett is right, Bastian is incredibly talented and scores many goals. But my choice in not picking a player like Schweinsteiger is that I was looking more for a passer, not someone who is looking to go at that attack 1v1. I would say that each respective mid-field is quite strong and calculated.
I then double downed with Neymar (considering I was allowed to choose 4th and 5th). This Brazilians talent is insane. He is definitely one of the most impactful players in the game. Granted, I don't think he has earned his stripes just yet like Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi, but he is well on his way there. He's a mere 22 years old and is already considered to be one of the most talented players to ever play the game. The shoes are quite big to live up to, but he has an incredible ability to create space, take on players, and find the back of the net. I also picked Neymar because the chemistry between Xavi and Neymar is evident. Picking an attacking minded team, I needed a set of players that understand how each other play. Xavi and Neymar are currently tearing apart the defenses of La Liga. Their style of play is complimentary as Xavi likes to play the short passes from side to side and then look for the penetrating pass slicing the defenses. Neymar likes to hug the left sideline to receive the ball and take on a player or three, but if he doesn't get the ball he likes to make the diagonal runs and get the ball on the run... which Xavi has mastered!
Now when comparing my attack to Kyle's attack of Pirlo and Suarez, I believe my attack has a bit more of a step. Given that Pirlo is a play maker through and through, he enjoys giving the filtered pass and chipping the defenders. Suarez however, enjoys coming back to receive the ball and going to goal from outside the 18. This is similar to the issues that Italy had between their current forwards and midfield. Pirlo's style is not meshing too well with the forwards that come down to the midfield to receive the ball. Now with Garrett's selection, Bastian and Aguero... I believe that they would also conflict. Bastian likes to take on defenders and go toward the goal, very much like Yaya Toure lets say. But Aguero thrives more with a player like David Silva who plays more to feet. Aguero likes to play the quick 1-2-1 touches near the box and I don't think that Schweinsteiger is that kind of player.
Soccer is not about the forward versus the forward... it's about the forward versus the defense... Now let's dissect the defense of my colleagues. This is where it gets good.... So as usual, Kyle is up first. Neymar vs Buffon smh.... sorry Kyle, not sure your keep is up to par anymore. He might need some glasses to see that again. Scoring on the goalie's side... ouch! Buffon looked like a cone... Second, Kompany plays with Man City (yes, my team and I'm about to bash them) just recently in the Champions League. As much as I wanted City to beat Barcelona, the defense the City put out there looked 2 steps behind where they should be. Granted, DeMichelis is a horrible, but the way that Barcelona's offense just picked apart City's defense was outrageous. Kompany being the captain and the center back was made to look a bit novice. Granted, Kompany is a great defender, but Barcelona's offense (which consists of Xavi and Neymar) is just on another level. Garrett is raving about how Courtois is the bees knees and tearing it up at Atletico... let me remind you all, especially Garrett, that Barcelona got 4 goals at Camp Nou and 2 goals in Madrid during 2012/2013 season. 6 goals in 2 games.. not soo hot. 2013/2014 season did yield better for Courtois as the game ended 0-0 in Madrid, but I do think that the real thrashing will happen mid-May at the Camp Nou. I do think Courtois is good, but light years away from being able to claim world class status. Thiago Silva, he really is a great center back. Positions himself well, has a good vision for outlet, and he's strong in the air. But he does get exposed when the attacker is nimble and very tactful with the ball on his feet.
This leads to the more controversial aspect of my team... Zabaleta. I definitely know that Argentina's defense is on the weak side, but that doesn't mean Zabaleta isn't a class defender. Watching him push up on the wing and running back after every attempt is intense. This guy must have gallon-sized lungs. The way that my team is structured is suitable for Zabaleta to thrive as his runs would be respected by Xavi exposing the opponents defense.
Neuer
Zabaleta
Xavi
Neymar
I know Kyle has mentioned that he feels that the team needs to have a backbone before anything else, and that most important players create the spine of the team. I do think that the spine of the team is important, but the mindset is a bit archaic. Messi hugs the bi-line, Cristiano Ronaldo also hugs the line. They both like driving at defenders from the side. You then have players like Garrincha, which some people claim was better than Pele. Rivelino prefered attacking players from the right. Roberto Carlos is a phenomenal player, and he has always been an outside defender. Some of these wingers have actually been incredibly important to expand the team. Giggs started on the left during his career and his been transitioned to the middle as he has gotten slower. Hazard is tearing apart teams driving from the left. I think that in a defensive minded team, the middle should be stacked a bit heavier, but when it comes to attacking teams, the flanks adds a bit of imbalance that creates havoc for defenses... AND FOR THIS REASON Zabaleta was my choice.
On that note... I think my team is the top team of the three.
Hope you enjoyed this week's post, and stay tuned for more editions of Off The Post!
It's been awhile, but Off The Post is back. We thought we would change things up a bit this week, and delve into some more personal aspects of our fandom, while also getting into the realm of predictions and fantasy. If only fantasy could become reality, then we would have an actual competent individual running FIFA! To ensure that Landon Donovan still has hair by the time you are done reading this week's edition, lets jump right into the topics.
1. Which player do you anticipate being the biggest villain in this World Cup?
Garrett: For this World Cup, you're more likely to find villains off the pitch. After all, Sepp Blatter still walks the planet, and you never know the moronic things Public Enemy #1 will say or do. Who knows, Sepp may try and get the next World Cup to be hosted by Antarctica. Blatter gonna Blatter, y'all. If not Sepp Blatter, the entire country of Brazil could become a villain. Now, I sure hope that isn't the case, but one can't ignore the riots that occurred in the country during last summer's Confederations Cup. However, the question posed focuses strictly on players, providing a task that is unfortunately far harder to predict and accomplish than hating on Sepp Blatter.
To assess who fits the bill for a villain this year, you have to look to years past. In 2010, it was Luis Suarez for his intentional hand-ball in the quarterfinals against Ghana. Four years prior, Zidane's power header into Marco Materazzi's chest forever secured Zizou's spot in infamy. And twelve years ago, everyone rightfully criticized the Brazilian Rivaldo for his feigning antics in their group game against Turkey, right in front of the linesmen. Based off those three examples, we've got three things to look for in villains: cheaters, brutes, and terrible actors. Luckily, there is one person who meets all three...
As much as I'd like to select Sergio Busquets, the Barcelona man is only known for horrendous diving. Likewise, Wayne Rooney could once again turn villain should his well-known temper flare ups. Mostly though, I just wanted an excuse for sharing that excellent photoshop up above. If you're looking for the man to cause the most controversy in Brazil this summer, look no further than Cristiano Ronaldo. The man's talent is often only eclipsed by his ability to fake the referee into giving him free kicks (which he is incredibly good at). Furthermore, he's been known to lash out at players, and even coaches (granted, you'd too probably lash out at the Barcelona Screen Actors Guild FC if you had to play them five times in a season). The "cheating" aspect may be a bit of a stretch, but you can't doubt Cristiano's win-at-all-costs mentality if you've watched him play over the years.
All you have to do to imagine the level of villainy that can be reached is envision this scenario....Late in the game, against the United States, with the score tied, Cristiano takes one of his patented dives (despite his ability to get past our MLS center backs), then hits one of his patented free kicks into the back of the net to essentially kill any chance we had at advancing from the group. Yup, CR7 is the most likely candidate to be the villain of the 2014 World Cup.
Kyle: I'm going with Arjen Robben, but I doubt his actions will generate the same publicity as Luis Suarez's intentional hand ball in 2010. "The Oranje" are known for playing attractive, attacking soccer, but Robben is a master of soccer's dark arts.
I can't stand watching Arjen Robben. Every time I see him with the ball I hope a defender stops him, and when Robben inevitably starts complaining to the ref, clears the ball off his face. Robben is an extremely talented player that does not need to dive in order to trick the referee. The second half of this video shows Robben at his worst.
In the upcoming tournament, I can envision a similar situation to the 2010 World Cup Final where Arjen Robben was involved in a controversial refereeing decision that detracted from the actual game. Watch as Arjen feels aggrieved and sprints 30 yards across the field to scream at the referee. Schadenfreude can feel so good.
I'll go on an aside and discuss diving and my favorite club team, FC Barcelona. I'm sure Garrett will think I'm being hypocritical by criticizing Robben when Barca players are accused of diving. First, I am selecting a player who may be a villain in this upcoming World Cup due to simulating fouls, and I know there are other players who meet this criteria such as Sergio Busquets and Luis Suarez. Second, I believe Barca players are generally honest players with the exceptions of Busquets and possibly Dani Alves. It upsets me when they feign injury. Iniesta, Messi, and Xavi are small players that are easier to knock them down. Just because a player falls down on a fair challenge doesn't mean the player was diving. Sometimes players fall because of a fair challenge and get back up without complaining. Neymar has a reputation as someone who goes down easily and I hope he changes his habits.
Tito: Villains, in this day and age, are praised. There are three possible "villains" that come to mind when it comes to this summer's World Cup. The first, and probably the most notorious, is Mario Balotelli. However, since he was emphasized in an earlier post, I'm going to deter from picking him. The second bad boy in football is Nigel de Jong. His ninja flying kick into Xabi Alonso's chest still shocks me (fast forward to 2:28). How that wasn't a yellow is beyond me. But I reserve the role of villain for someone even more special. This special someone is none other than our Portuguese heavy hitter...Madrid's enforcer... Pepe.
Pepe has been on my radar of the most despicable players for years. He's one of the most ruthless individuals on the pitch. He is the worst of both worlds. Pepe blatantly kicks, elbows, steps, and grabs AND will be one of the first to hit the ground at any sign of retaliation. I think I've seen him hit the floor with just a pair of glaring eyes... ok ok, that last part was a little much, but I will definitely not be surprised if this is the World Cup that sends him to notoriety. Pepe's masterpieces will continue to follow him throught his career. This guy has a highlight reel of hits that look more like boxing events between Arturo Gatti and Mickey Ward than soccer.
This guy not only puts beatings on players, but he is also ridiculous enough to claim innocence and surprise when cards get pulled out. This is the type of player makes me boil. But he takes it a step further, he goes beyond just cracking players and act surprised, he is also one of the biggest floppers around when push does come to shove. I've scene this guy fake a hit, drop to the ground, and roll over screaming bloody murder. I think he'll end up getting an Oscar before Leonardo DiCaprio.
2. Which World Cup team do you dislike the most?
Garrett: Ha, this is an easy one. Is there really an acceptable answer here other than Mexico? I mean, you could make an argument for Spain due to their status as perennial favorite over the past few years, and their propensity to act like they are up for an Academy Award. But at least they are a good team, and they are gracious in defeat. The more I try to look for other teams to hate on, the more I realize that Mexico can be the only one.
If we're going to trace my severe dislike for El Tri, the only acceptable place to start is 2002. This was the summer that started it all for me as a soccer fan, where I became truly aware of the world's game. I was only 13 at the time, and would spend my summer nights sleeping on a (very uncomfortable) pullout couch in the TV room, setting my alarm clock to wake me up in the middle of the night so I could watch whatever World Cup game piqued my interest. While the USA vs. Portugal game was incredible, as was the England vs. Argentina rematch, nothing compared to USA vs. Mexico in the Round of 16. Living in a border town, all I heard from friends and news stations was how we stood no chance against the Mexicans. They had more experience than us on the big stage, better players, etc. Yet we had something that Mexico still hasn't been able to acquire to this day...that good old American spirit of fighting till the end, and beating your opponent through sheer will and determination. Some would call it "playing with heart." What happened on that June day in Jeonju will never be forgotten by American fans, and it has changed the rivalry forever. But what is the lasting image in my mind? Rafa Marquez, late in the game with the Mexicans down 2-0, goes in for a horrible aerial attack (can't really call it a challenge, as that would imply there was an actual attempt at playing the ball) on Cobi Jones, and rightly receives a straight red card. It was the move of scum, sore losers who have no respect for their opponents. It forever shaped my view of the Mexican national team, and has been reinforced throughout the years. Much can't be said about Mexico in a positive manner when their fans throw bottles of urine at players when they are taking corners, or when their players continue to try and take out opponents out of frustration. Think that Rafa Marquez incident was a one time incident? It happened again in 2009.
Many of my friends will rush to the defense of El Tri, but personally, it's impossible to change my views on this team after watching how they (the players and their fans) have carried themselves over the past decade. I can't wait to see them eliminated from this summer's tournament, most likely in embarrassing fashion.
Kyle: I'll select Germany, but they are becoming harder to cheer against. I picked Germany for three reasons: I've disliked their playing style, I don't cheer for favorites unless it's my team, and Germany defeated my favorite teams in recent World Cups.
Until 2006, I didn't enjoy Germany's playing style. Prior to 2006, Germany played disciplined, robotic soccer. They were strong, physical, and well-positioned. Their style was effective but not entertaining. "Die Mannschaft" has produced very talented players such as Franz Beckenbauer and Jurgen Klinnsmann, but their teams were known more for winning close games with typical German efficiency than winning over fans with beautiful soccer. Since 2006, Germany changed their style and plays more aesthetically pleasing soccer utilizing talented playmakers such as Mesut Ozil, Toni Kroos, and Thomas Mueller. In addition, Phillip Lahm and Bastian Schweinsteiger are two of my favorite soccer players. It's getting harder to for me to dislike Germany with their change in style and abundance of talented players.
Another reason I picked Germany is that I don't generally cheer for powerhouse teams. I didn't like Jordan's Chicago Bulls, the Cowboys in the 1990s, or the Kobe/Shaq Lakers. Maybe that explains my dislike of the German National Team. They are historically great and have been consistently good since 2006. Germany won the World Cup three times, which puts them in third place all time behind Brazil (5) and Italy (4). Former England international Gary Lineker stated "Football is a simple game; 22 men chase the ball around for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans win." Well said, Mr. Lineker.
Lastly, Germany defeated my two favorite teams, the U.S. and Mexico, several times since 1998. In 1998, Germany beat the U.S. in the group stages and knocked Mexico out of the World Cup in a close quarterfinals game. In 2002, Germany beat the U.S. in the quarterfinals.
Tito: I most definitely want to state Mexico as my most disliked team. But I must say, Garrett has done a great job in emphasizing and showing that for the both of us. Considering Mexico has been bashed enough, I will take this opportunity to say that I have begun to hate the Dutch soccer... That's right, the Dutch. This is a team that has never ever delivered and has so much talent.
The Orange Machine, as many know them by, developed Total 90 football. They have Robin Van Persie leading the front lines along with Robben, and others like van der Vaart and other "van der" this and "van der" that. Yet, this squad of playmakers managed to be the dirtiest team in the 2010 WC. I'll admit, in 2010 I was hoping for a good showing, but even though they made it to the final, their style of play was surrounded by the hits of van Bommel, de Jong, and Heitinga. The 2012 Euros rolled around and Netherlands' lackluster play generated criticism from the infamous Johan Cruyff. He stated that the team's star players had poor build up play and sloppy execution. Granted, they were in the group of death with Germany, Portugal, and Denmark... but Netherlands lost ALL of their games, and only two years after being in the World Cup finals.
They have been grouped with Spain, Chile, and Australia, for this years' World Cup and I sincerely wish that the Dutch don't make it out of the group stage in the same fashion as the Euros... Top talent, little imagination, they are completely over-hyped... they constantly under-deliver... and for these reasons, they are my most disliked team.
3. Which World Cup team is your favorite?
Garrett: Based on my answer to the preceding question, you already know my team is Sam's Army. In terms of sporting events I get up for most, the only thing that compares to a U.S. soccer game is when my beloved Texas Longhorns take the football field. Ever since the 2002 World Cup, I've lived and died with every competitive game the U.S. has played. I remember the highest of highs, and the lowest of lows. My father and I cheered with euphoria when we beat Mexico that summer, and cursed Oliver Kahn's name every time he denied us in the quarterfinal we should have won. I'll never forget the epic draw with Italy in 2006 that was really more of a war than a game, only to see us unable to take down Ghana. Nor will I forget the unbelievable summer of 2009: the miracle of beating Egypt and advancing to the semifinals of the Confederations Cup on a tiebreaker; beating Spain, the best team in the world, by two goals; and taking a two goal lead on Brazil in the final, only to give it all away as if Jeff Agoos was once again commanding our back line. Then there was the 2010 World Cup, which brought with it the full spectrum of emotions. There was the incredible comeback against lowly Slovenia, and arguably the most horrendous call in the history of officiating by Koman Coulibaly. A few days after that, my mother watched me and my friends shed tears of joy and yell at the top of our lungs when Landon Donovan scored the most important goal in the history of U.S. soccer, and sent us through to the knockout rounds. To this day, I still get goosebumps when thinking about that moment. Finally, there was the anguish of falling to Ghana in extra time in the Round of 16, when a victory could have very well meant a berth in the semis given how Ghana competed with Uruguay.
We've never been the most talented team, and we probably never will be in this sport. Yet we never say die, and our boys always leave everything that they have out on the pitch. They play not only for each other, but for the betterment of the game itself, hoping that their performances will inspire Americans to follow the game more, and for youth to kick the ball around instead of throwing a pigskin. It's for these reasons that I can always be proud of our team's performances, no matter the result, and also why I will always be proud to wear the crest and the colors.
Kyle: I'm a U.S. supporter. I was born and raised in the U.S. and grew up cheering for the USMNT. Like any sports team, the USMNT has brought both happiness and sadness. I remember the U.S. upsetting Colombia to advance to the knockout rounds in the '94 World Cup, not winning a single game in France '98, and upsetting Portugal in Korea/Japan '02.
I enjoy how the USMNT work hard for each other, play solid defense, and seem to get along. I'm proud to support a team that works hard because not everyone can be technically gifted. A player must work harder if he doesn't possess other technical skills. After all, not every team can be blessed with highly technical players like Messi and Ronaldo, just like not every team can be blessed with certain physical traits. The U.S. maximizes their strengths, which is the wise thing to do.
Tito: Interestingly enough, I am completely torn at this stage. I would genuinely have to say that I can't decide between my top two favorite teams. For CONTROVERSY'S sake, although I am incredibly adamant about the United States soccer team, I will say Brazil. Before I get bashed for being UN-American hear me out... I know I will be getting grief from those that I know, and yes I was born states-side, soccer growing up was definitely an unpopular sport. Did I get made fun of for playing the game? Yes. Did I care? No. Now, who made fun of me? My fellow, non-soccer playing, "Americans." I give this story because it was difficult for me to want to root for a country when the people in the US didn't even appreciate the game, but as I grew older my love for the USMNT has grown. But it's true, my first national team love was Brazil.
Many people will probably say I root for Brazil because they have the most World Cups and generate the best players, etc. But my love for the Brazilian team stems from when I was an infant. As you may know, I was the first person in my family born in the United States and we come from the humble country of Nicaragua. The national sport for Nicaragua is baseball, followed by boxing, and in third place is soccer. Given that, since I was in the United States (and this was before we could get every soccer channel under the sun on TV and internet), we were limited to certain soccer games. But the stories that my dad would tell me about the Brazilians just fascinated me. When I was a kid I would get coaches calling me "little Pele"; when I had to do reports for school it involved individuals like Garrincha, Pele, Rivelino, Carlos Alberto, Socrates, etc. (I'm sure my teachers loved reading my write-ups haha I mean, how could they not!).
Everything about soccer that I loved and still love has evolved around the Brazilian style of play. Unlike the British and American way of soccer, where the crowd will go wild over a hard crashing tackle, I was much more intrigued by the jukes and megs on the field. When my Dad and I would watch games, we would always be discussing the Brazilians. Granted, they now hold 5 World Cup titles (1958, '62, '70, '94, and 2002), more than any other country, and rightly so. Watching them play is exciting. Even during the Dunga days where the team was more defensive, they had more talent than most of the teams combined. The players that have emerged from Brazil are nearly incomparable. From those that I previously mentioned to the likes of Ronaldinho, Ronaldo, Romario, Bebeto, Roberto Carlos, Rivaldo, Carlos Alberto, Neymar (although his talent is just beginning to emerge)... the list literally goes on and on.
I can't have enough praise for Brazil when it comes to soccer, as they can literally make a national team and have them be competitive at almost every street corner (a bit of hyperbole, but it was to emphasize their talent pool is extraordinary). I can't wait to see the goals, the dancing, the joy of watching them play... it is apparent that they really enjoy playing the game and they are the few that actually smile while playing. This happiness for the game transcends into their style of flair and attack.
Joga Bonito
4. Which World Cup team is your second favorite?
Garrett: While Kyle may not like the Germans, I love watching them perform in international tournaments. Most people will hate them because they are perennial favorites, but I admire them for their continuous success despite different managers, and changes in style. (Not to mention I love the despair they cause for my Argentinean friends in every World Cup!)
Think back to 2002, when the Germans won based on efficiency, tight defense, physical prowess, and the Great Wall of Kahn. That team had a lot of deficiencies, and should have lost to the U.S. in the quarterfinals, but they still found a way to make it to the final despite not playing attractive soccer. Fast forward to 2006, and the team was in shambles heading into the World Cup as the host nation. They had failed to get out of their group in Euro 2004 (an astounding collapse for the Germans), and had fallen farther in the FIFA rankings than ever before. In surprising fashion, Jurgen Klinsmann chose a squad filled with young talent like Lukas Podolski, Bastian Schweinstegier, and Phillip Lahm, and led Germany all the way to the semifinals while playing much more attractive soccer than the 2002 team produced. It came full circle for the Germans in 2010, where they once again made the World Cup semis, but did so by playing the most beautiful attacking soccer of the tournament. Their performances against Argentina and England were the most dominating of the tournament, against two of the world's best teams.
Take it to the bank, this team is going to the be the most fun team to watch in Brazil this summer. They will score goals in abundance, utilizing the best and most creative group of midfield players in the tournament. Reus, Ozil, Gotze, Schweinsteiger, Kroos, Muller, the abundance in attacking talent is unreal. Move over, Spain and Brazil....this is the team to watch.
Kyle: My second favorite team is Mexico. It may be hard to understand how I can like the U.S. and Mexico, but I grew up on the U.S.-Mexico border watching the Mexican League. Maybe things would be different now with the availability of European, MLS, and South American soccer leagues on cable television.
However, during the 1990s the only televised professional soccer available to me was the Mexican League. I remember watching Claudio Suarez, Ramon Morales, and Pavel Pardo control games with their intelligence and skill. I rooted against Cuauhtemoc Blanco and Club America. I exaggeratedly cheered for "Bofo" Bautista because my friends despised him and his ridiculous goal celebrations (this one is my favorite; please note Bofo's jersey number is 100 and he has different colored shoes).
In general, I enjoyed watching the Mexican teams dominate possession and play attacking soccer. Take a look at this interesting 2011 article about the U.S.-Mexico border and soccer. It's interesting to note how the narrative has changed in only a few years.
Tito: I want to rename this from "[my] second favorite team" to "my other favorite team"
As I mentioned earlier, I am also an American fan. Both Garrett and Kyle express how they are USMNT fans, and I will stand right there with them. To be completely honest, I was not too aware of the USMNT until 1994, when the World Cup was brought to the states. I was 9 years old when I saw the passion that the US had when they hosted the World Cup. I had seen videotapes of previous WC and had never really made too much of a note of the Americans, but in '94, the first thing that came to mind was those uniforms... omg did they hurt my eyes... furthermore, somehow the mullet was also in fashion. I actually got to know and played on the same pitch with Marcelo Balboa in 2005, and when I saw him I couldn't get that mullet out of my head. haha.
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Fashion aside, I remember seeing how they played and I was honored. Truth be told, in that WC Brazil played against US and I remember almost everything about that game. The final score was Brazil 1 USA 0; Bebeto (another player that I was able to meet and play a with). United States played a strong game and I liked how they were showing the world that soccer was alive in the US, they almost got one past Taffarel. I then found myself angry with Brazil, I felt like they betrayed the game and against the US... a team that I had found an attachment too (refer to 2:39 in the last video)... Leonardo, Brazil's captain threw one of the nastiest elbows to Tab Ramos. Losing a clutch player like Ramos to a vicious elbow was awful and I glad Leonardo got the straight red card. Interestingly enough, that game, I actually started rooting for the US.
Since then, soccer in America has come a long way; I believe the '94 World Cup catapulted soccer. The change of guard has occurred from Ernie Stewart, Coby Jones, Alexi Lalas, Marcelo Balboa, and Mr. America himself, Claudia Reyna to Landon Donovan, DeMarcus Beasley, Tim Howard. In my time as a player, I've been lucky enough to play on the field with many great players (as I mentioned before Bebeto, Marcelo Balboa, even players like Goyocochea (Argentinian keeper) and El Pibe Valderamma)... and I am also proud to say that I have shared a field with two of our fellow Americans. Every time the USMNT plays, I hope to see them on the roster and make an impact on the game. Edgar Castillo is from Las Cruces, NM which is 45 minutes from El Paso, TX and we would play each other quite regurly, and the other player is Stuart Holden. These two players hopefully make an impact on the USMNT, if they make it to Brazil, but considering it is Donovan's, Beasley's, and quite possibly Howard's last WC, the players like Castillo, Holden, Diskerud, and Michael Bradley (the best player US has)... could become the best the US has ever had) will need to step up and carry the flag.
The US shows heart and hard work and hopefully the wins in the World Cup follow, but all we can ask for is from the US is just that... heart and hard work.
5. You are the team manager and are picking a goalkeeper, defender, midfielder, and forward from the players in the World Cup (excluding Messi and Ronaldo). We picked using a snake draft (Tito, Garrett, and Kyle). Why did you select those players? More importantly, why is Team Kyle so much better?
Team Garrett: Thibaut Courtois (Belgium, Goalkeeper), Thiago Silva (Brazil, Defender), Bastian Schweinsteiger (Germany, Midfield), and Sergio Aguero (Argentina, Forward).
Team Kyle: Gianluigi Buffon (Italy, Goalkeeper), Vincent Kompany (Belgium, Defender), Andrea Pirlo (Midfield, Italy), and Luis Suarez (Forward, Uruguay).
Team Tito: Manuel Neuer (Germany, Goalkeeper), Pablo Zabaleta (Argentina, Defender), Xavi Hernandez (Spain, Midfield), and Neymar (Brazil, Forward).
Garrett: Having the second pick in the draft, I had a very specific goal in building my team. The goal with my first two picks was to build through the middle first by taking well-rounded, complete players in the middle of the pitch, and focusing on keepers and forwards with the last two selections, given the abundance of talent available at those positions.
My first selection was Thiago Silva, the best center back in the world. Though Kompany may come close to Silva in talent, the facts show that Silva is the better player. First, he was the only central defender selected on the shortlist for the 2013 Ballon d'Or. Additionally, he's the most expensive defensive player in the world, and has been heralded by some as being better than Fabio Cannavaro in his prime. Finally, he's succeeding at the highest level for both club and country, playing an instrumental part in leading Brazil to glory at last year's Confederations Cup, and PSG in both Ligue 1 and the Champions League this season. For those of you with short memories, he was an absolute monster in shutting down Spain in the final last summer, frustrating Spanish players every time they touched the ball near him.
With the best center back on my team, I knew exactly which midfielder I was taking with my second pick. Figuring that Tito and Kyle would take Xavi and Pirlo, I wanted to counter them with the complete midfielder: someone who can pull the strings like Xavi and Pirlo, but who also has an endless motor, is tough in the tackle, can score from distance, and is both experienced and versatile. Given those criteria, there isn't a better man for the job than Bastian Schweinsteiger.
At the age of 29, he has already amassed 100 caps for Germany, and played in both the 2006 and 2010 World Cups. His versatility is evidenced by the fact that he started out as a winger for Germany in 2006, but now features in the middle of the park for Die Mannschaft. He's been known for his goal-scoring ability since the 3rd Place game of the 2006 World Cup, when he fired two lasers into the back of the net to beat Portugal. Like Pirlo, he occupies a deep-lying playmaker role, but he wears so many more hats than both Pirlo and Xavi, the old "past their prime" dogs who only provide passing and free kick abilities. With such a rock-solid foundation formed by the pairing of Silva and Schweinsteiger, the only chance Tito's and Kyle's team would have at winning a game would be by dominating from the wings.
The third pick proved the most difficult of the three. I knew the keeper I wanted would be available in the fourth round, which meant I needed to take a forward in the third round. There are an abundance of attacking options available around the world, so I tried to take someone who currently has the hot boot for his club, but also has a track record of scoring for his country. Look no further than the diminutive Sergio Aguero. He's scored 15 goals in 17 appearances for Manchester City this year, a blistering rate of nearly a goal a game. Also, he's scoring .44 goals per game for Argentina, a very good rate for a national team. What he lacks for in aerial prowess, he makes up for in shiftiness and acceleration, as he can be a nightmare for big center backs to deal with when making slashing runs to receive through balls. Given that the tournament will be played close to home, Aguero should find the net more than once this summer.
Finally, I knew the keeper I wanted would be available no matter what, due to there being much bigger names out there with more experience. But, those big names also have old legs and eyes, as Tito displays further down. Thus, I went with the younger option, who may be flying under the radar here in America, but has all eyes upon him in Europe. Thibaut Courtois is only 21, so you better get used to seeing a lot of him over the coming years. At 6'6", he's a wall between the posts, and has been a big part of Atletico Madrid's success this season. In 24 league games, he's kept 12 clean sheets, a pretty astounding rate for such a young keeper. Additionally, he's expected to start at Chelsea next year, which is really saying something when you consider he's replacing club legend Peter Cech. He should contribute heavily to Belgium making a strong run in this summer's tournament, and he'll contend with Neuer in the years to come for the title of "World's Best Keeper."
When it comes down to it, I have the best team out of the three. Tito is strong at the ends of the pitch, but he leaves a lot to be desired in the midfield and defense. An Argentine defender isn't going to cut it when there are much better defensive options available, and Xavi is past his prime at the age of 34. Kyle's team is very solid, and is a very close second, but I think I have the edge in three of the four positions. Silva edges out Kompany, and both Buffon and Pirlo are aging players compared to their counterparts on my team. If Vegas was making odds here, I'm confident in saying that my team would be the obvious favorite.
Kyle: I wanted to choose players that would play in the middle of the field. Central players form the spine of a team and, I believe, exert a greater influence on a game.
I started by picking Luis Suarez who is a goal scoring forward that can make something out of nothing. Defenders look frightened when Suarez has the ball in their vicinity. At any second, the defenders can be on the wrong end of a highlight reel. With Luis Suarez as my forward, the team can score at any time. Suarez can turn a punt or clearance into a 50 yard slaloming run where he megs two defenders and chips the goalie. That's the advantage of having such a dynamic forward.
Second, I picked Vincent Kompany. He is a physical presence that is great in the air, which is important when dealing with crosses and set pieces. Also, he is able to pass the ball out of the back. It's probably apparent that I enjoy possession based soccer, and a skillful central defender is critical to maintaining possession and launching counterattacks. Kompany will be able to provide passing options to teammates who will be confident passing it to a skilled central defender.
Third, I picked Andrea Pirlo to pull the strings from midfield. I want to be like Andrea Pirlo. I want to drink wine and look this cool instead of a like wine-o vampire with blood stained teeth. I want to have a manly beard, luxurious hair, and a beanie instead of a sporting a vagabond beard with a ratty shirt that reeks of Lonestar. Pirlo is the coolest guy in the room and a mastermind on the field. He's 34 years old but can still dominate a game with his positioning and passing. When watching Pirlo, I constantly shake my head in disbelief as he shakes younger players in the midfield and sprays 40 yard passes to open teammates. He's a metronome that controls the game, doesn't lose the ball, and almost always makes the correct pass. He may not provide much defense, but there are very few players with his ability to unlock defenses. In addition, he's a free kick specialist. Long live "The Architect."
Finally, I choose Gianluigi Buffon as my goalkeeper. He's a solid keeper with vast experience in high-level games. He is 36, but goalkeepers can play for much longer than other positions.
I like my team over Tito's because of Zabaleta in the back. He's a solid defender, but he plays on the outside and can be a defensive liability. In general, I prefer a strong spine of a team and prefer any weakness to be on the outside. I'd take my chances with Suarez positioned out wide against Zabaleta.
Garrett's team is non-stop action. I'd like to think Pirlo could control the game and exploit any openings. If the pace was frenetic, my team might be in trouble.
Most importantly, it would be more fun to party with my team. It's just my interpretation, of the situation.
Tito: This was incredibly fun to do, and I must say... I find it incredibly intriguing that, according to my colleagues, I have the worst team. The decisions I made when it came to creating my team was making sure that I had a strong enough keeper to handle the attacking style of my other three players. The perspective that I took when it came to selecting my team was, if I were to be playing 'World Cup' (a game we all play during practice growing up), who would I choose to be part of my team... based off that, my team would be running the show!
The fact that I had first crack at picking, I knew I had to get the best keeper out there. Neuer is head and shoulders better than the rest. Neuer's numbers are hard and very real. This 27 year old, 6 foot 4 inch, stud is between the post for ze Germans. This guy, in 2010 (at 24 years old) was the first pick for Germany. In the group stage he only allowed 1 goal, which was virtually unstoppable as it was a close range blast. Fast forward to 2012 Euros, he played every minute during the qualifications, helping him secure 10 wins out of the possible 10 games. His ability to transition from a block to outlet has allowed for many counter-attacks. Only the best keepers have that type of blocking ability AND vision to release the ball quickly. For these reasons I feel like the guy I have between the post is the strongest of the lot.
Knowing Kyle's preference for old Italian men, I had already guessed he was going to go for the classic Buffon. And Garrett's hipster ways has lead him to pick names he can't pronounce and are relatively unknown (hey Garrett, we already did the 'up and coming' soccer player, should have used this Toby Ciabatta (or however your say/spell it) character for that post).
As the selection process snakes, I knew that I had to establish my attacking prowess. My next two choices was very orchestrated. I knew that I needed an individual in the midfield that pivotal, has experience, has a vision to think the impossible, and the skill to be able to deliver. Knowing what my forward choice was going to be and my thoughts on a defensive player, this midfield doesn't need to move much, his attractiveness to my team was based on vision, understanding of the game, and passing ability. Xavi was my first choice as he is the metronome for Spain and has a few World Cups under his belt. He has played at the greatest stages possible (World Cup champ, Euro champ, Champions League champ, and La Liga champ) and has delivered at every occasion. In regards to Kyle's choice in the mid-field, Pirlo, I really can't criticize his choice. Pirlo is a world class player, and even if I have a witty remark, I'll bite my tongue out of respect for the guy.... And Schweinsteiger, well... I'd look foolish if I said anything bad about the guy. Garrett is right, Bastian is incredibly talented and scores many goals. But my choice in not picking a player like Schweinsteiger is that I was looking more for a passer, not someone who is looking to go at that attack 1v1. I would say that each respective mid-field is quite strong and calculated.
I then double downed with Neymar (considering I was allowed to choose 4th and 5th). This Brazilians talent is insane. He is definitely one of the most impactful players in the game. Granted, I don't think he has earned his stripes just yet like Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi, but he is well on his way there. He's a mere 22 years old and is already considered to be one of the most talented players to ever play the game. The shoes are quite big to live up to, but he has an incredible ability to create space, take on players, and find the back of the net. I also picked Neymar because the chemistry between Xavi and Neymar is evident. Picking an attacking minded team, I needed a set of players that understand how each other play. Xavi and Neymar are currently tearing apart the defenses of La Liga. Their style of play is complimentary as Xavi likes to play the short passes from side to side and then look for the penetrating pass slicing the defenses. Neymar likes to hug the left sideline to receive the ball and take on a player or three, but if he doesn't get the ball he likes to make the diagonal runs and get the ball on the run... which Xavi has mastered!
Now when comparing my attack to Kyle's attack of Pirlo and Suarez, I believe my attack has a bit more of a step. Given that Pirlo is a play maker through and through, he enjoys giving the filtered pass and chipping the defenders. Suarez however, enjoys coming back to receive the ball and going to goal from outside the 18. This is similar to the issues that Italy had between their current forwards and midfield. Pirlo's style is not meshing too well with the forwards that come down to the midfield to receive the ball. Now with Garrett's selection, Bastian and Aguero... I believe that they would also conflict. Bastian likes to take on defenders and go toward the goal, very much like Yaya Toure lets say. But Aguero thrives more with a player like David Silva who plays more to feet. Aguero likes to play the quick 1-2-1 touches near the box and I don't think that Schweinsteiger is that kind of player.
Soccer is not about the forward versus the forward... it's about the forward versus the defense... Now let's dissect the defense of my colleagues. This is where it gets good.... So as usual, Kyle is up first. Neymar vs Buffon smh.... sorry Kyle, not sure your keep is up to par anymore. He might need some glasses to see that again. Scoring on the goalie's side... ouch! Buffon looked like a cone... Second, Kompany plays with Man City (yes, my team and I'm about to bash them) just recently in the Champions League. As much as I wanted City to beat Barcelona, the defense the City put out there looked 2 steps behind where they should be. Granted, DeMichelis is a horrible, but the way that Barcelona's offense just picked apart City's defense was outrageous. Kompany being the captain and the center back was made to look a bit novice. Granted, Kompany is a great defender, but Barcelona's offense (which consists of Xavi and Neymar) is just on another level. Garrett is raving about how Courtois is the bees knees and tearing it up at Atletico... let me remind you all, especially Garrett, that Barcelona got 4 goals at Camp Nou and 2 goals in Madrid during 2012/2013 season. 6 goals in 2 games.. not soo hot. 2013/2014 season did yield better for Courtois as the game ended 0-0 in Madrid, but I do think that the real thrashing will happen mid-May at the Camp Nou. I do think Courtois is good, but light years away from being able to claim world class status. Thiago Silva, he really is a great center back. Positions himself well, has a good vision for outlet, and he's strong in the air. But he does get exposed when the attacker is nimble and very tactful with the ball on his feet.
This leads to the more controversial aspect of my team... Zabaleta. I definitely know that Argentina's defense is on the weak side, but that doesn't mean Zabaleta isn't a class defender. Watching him push up on the wing and running back after every attempt is intense. This guy must have gallon-sized lungs. The way that my team is structured is suitable for Zabaleta to thrive as his runs would be respected by Xavi exposing the opponents defense.
Neuer
Zabaleta
Xavi
Neymar
I know Kyle has mentioned that he feels that the team needs to have a backbone before anything else, and that most important players create the spine of the team. I do think that the spine of the team is important, but the mindset is a bit archaic. Messi hugs the bi-line, Cristiano Ronaldo also hugs the line. They both like driving at defenders from the side. You then have players like Garrincha, which some people claim was better than Pele. Rivelino prefered attacking players from the right. Roberto Carlos is a phenomenal player, and he has always been an outside defender. Some of these wingers have actually been incredibly important to expand the team. Giggs started on the left during his career and his been transitioned to the middle as he has gotten slower. Hazard is tearing apart teams driving from the left. I think that in a defensive minded team, the middle should be stacked a bit heavier, but when it comes to attacking teams, the flanks adds a bit of imbalance that creates havoc for defenses... AND FOR THIS REASON Zabaleta was my choice.
On that note... I think my team is the top team of the three.
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